Just 'Cause It's Friday: It's Been A Long Week, So Here's Mike Lange

It's been a busy week, not that you could tell by the lack of posts here. Trying to get back into the swing of things and will soon, but in the meantime, here's are the greatest hits of legendary Pittsburgh Penguins announcer Mike Lange. References to booze and smiling butcher's dogs are included. Have a happy Friday!





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Just 'Cause It's Tuesday: Learn Pool the Burnout's Way

The original Lebowskis - Harlon and Marlon from "I Love You To Death," one of the truly great unheralded comedies of all time. Happy Tuesday.

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In Case You Missed It (And Even If You Didn't)

What went on this week while you were enjoying the new, more hairy Fred and Ginger:

Somebody HAS to win the AFC ... right??
Siamese elephants are nothing to laugh at. OK, that's a lie.
The Man in Black definitely knew his audience.
Ready, some football, etc.
Eh, on second thought, maybe Ben Franklin should've been ahead of the bear.

Thanks for reading. See you soon.

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Your Saturday Poll: Are You Looking Forward To Football Starting?

Now, think hard on this one ... 
 

Are you looking forward to football starting?
	Yes
	YES
	OH @#*%*# YES
pollcode.com free polls

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Just 'Cause It's Friday: Well, I'm Sure Staying Out of Reno ...

Wouldn't it almost be worth going to prison just to get free entertainment like this? Food for thought. Anyway, Happy Friday, everyone.

Let’s Rank ’Em: Top Ben List

This feature is stolen shamelessly from inspired by sports-media great Tony Kornheiser, who once did a “Doc Draft” on his radio show instead of a “mock draft," and people would call in and draft doctors. So if you don’t find this funny … well, blame him, I guess.

Anyway, anyone can do a top-10 list of sports teams or movies or what-not. Let’s do something different (even though I admitted it’s not a different idea … oh, well, just play along).  So here is today’s all-time top-Ben list.

Just My Darned Opinion: Does anybody want to win the AFC?

If the six teams in last season’s AFC playoffs want return trips, they have funny ways of showing it.

Attrition, injuries and the percentages stand to hit those six teams hard this season, which will make either for a fun horse race in the AFC or a sloggy mess of struggling teams.

Here are looks at what’s gone on (and, largely, wrong) with each of the teams since the end of the Super Bowl, and what could be going right for one surprise squad, based on the opinion of a man armed only with a laptop and a recliner.

(Thanks to Bleacher Report, Pro Football Reference and Pro Football Outsiders for much of the info here.)

Just 'Cause It's Tuesday: I'm Still On Va-Cay, So Here's Tim Conway

Just Tim Conway doing what he does best: Destroying everyone else on the set. Happy Tuesday, all.

In Case You Missed It (And Even If You Didn't)

What you may have missed while wondering why this never happens for your favorite team:

• Just try to get this out of your head.
• This guy had a really bad week, and so did the sports world …
• … but I think things will get better from here.
• Yeah, I was kinda lazy this day.
• Genius.

Off for a few days. Have a good weekend.

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Just 'Cause It's Friday: Your daily dose of Dusty Rhodes

He's wined and dined with kings and queens; he's slept in alleys and dined on pork 'n' beans. And now I'm hungry for pork 'n' beans. Happy Friday, everyone.

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